The Secret and Shocking Underground
The Secret and Shocking Underground World of Depraved Hood Rats
We bring you shocking videos of real hood rats telling
their true confessions and the insane tales of their life on the streets.
11-18-21 – He was funny
11-18-21 – He was funny and with big cock made my wife very hot
11-18-21 – She is a shy one, just started posing for me, But she loves her a good cock
11-18-21 – My husband came to me and was wondering something, he asked me if I was…
11-18-21 – This is my 52 year old slut wife, she loves to fuck and I love to watch
11-18-21 – Kelly slowly stood, next 2 of the men began to pull Kelly’s clothes off…
11-17-21 – I always wanted my white wife to get fucked in a black gangbang
11-17-21 – My boss declares his intentions to fuck my wife
11-17-21 – My wife is a beauty with sassy dirty blond hair and a great ass
11-17-21 – White husband fantasy has become reality
11-16-21 – “It was twice as big as yours easily” she told me…
11-16-21 – My wife started to cum again shouting ”Yes, fuck me hard with your big fat cock”
11-15-21 – She finally decided to plan on some action
11-15-21 – My husband is a real cockold that likes watching me fuck other men…
11-15-21 – That explained why my asian wife was so wet!
11-15-21 – She eventually got to his big black cock and started on a blow job
11-14-21 – Hot night with the neighbor, he and I went to a hotel, hubby stayed home
11-14-21 – He was pounding her and making her scream like I had never heard her scream
11-14-21 – I find being with black men erotic and extremely satisfying on so many levels
11-13-21 – I worked for a few years to turn my wife into a slut
11-13-21 – I fell to my knees and the next thing I knew I had his cock in my mouth he was…
11-13-21 – They live next door and neither one knows I am fucking the other one
11-12-21 – I started to get naughty with new friend as my hubby watched again
11-12-21 – He was built like a football player, and made love to her with a lot of passion
11-12-21 – Carl and me had hard sex, with my hubby seeing that cock of his deep inside me
11-12-21 – My Japanese wife who loves to diaper me!
11-12-21 – I also started imagining my young wife being pleasured by a real cock
11-12-21 – My 37 year old asian wife started cucking me with my best friend,before we married
11-11-21 – I could hardly believe that my wife had taken this black monster cock into her…
11-11-21 – Would you have fucked her her if you had the chance?
11-10-21 – It is weird watching your wife go to bedroom with her black boyfriends
11-10-21 – That was a great sloppy seconds, with his cumload washing around her cunt…
11-10-21 – Husband has the camera and a hard on as his wife gets fucked by a black cock
11-10-21 – They fucked for hours, I have never seen her squirt so much
11-09-21 – My wife is posibly looking for someone to completely control her…
11-08-21 – I told my husband that if he wanted to stay with me he would have to accept the…
11-08-21 – What do you think? my wife OLNY fucks bbc. i fluff and clean up when im there
11-08-21 – My wife has been fucking others for past 2.5 yrs. I am denied now most of the…
11-08-21 – I will fuck a black cock and videotape it as a present for you
11-07-21 – I will give you an hour and you can slap the naughty wife bum and give her a kiss
11-07-21 – She was a good cocksucker when i first got her even better after 15 years of…
11-18-21 – We met from the internet last week, went back to his house where he had her…
11-18-21 – Some more of my lovely wife. She took these for one of her lovers
11-18-21 – She’s willing to bring me sloppy seconds from another boyfriend…
11-18-21 – I will also fulfill something I think you’ve been dreaming of for a long time
11-18-21 – I discovered wife’s affair by accident when I came home from my trip
11-18-21 – I have a very sexy asian wife, i am not able to satisfy her
11-17-21 – He watched his girlfriend, decked out in some inappropriate evening dress…
11-17-21 – We were kissing and rolling all over the bed…
11-17-21 – She now craves cock and dreams every day of fulfilling her fantasies
11-17-21 – She teases me that she has been fucking him behind my back
11-16-21 – My wifes ‘stretch’ toy. A gift from one of her two Bulls
11-16-21 – She got up, gave me a rather sisterly kiss and led him upstairs to our bedroom
11-16-21 – She not only sent it to me but she sent it to her boss also
11-15-21 – Well just watch because I can take more than you’ll ever have to offer
11-15-21 – Hi all…here are a few pix of me from last night, oh yeah, hubby had to watch…
11-15-21 – How to take control of your husbands by using their sex drive as a tool…
11-15-21 – She tease me about how a big black dude has a better chance of breeding her
11-15-21 – When I opened the front door, I heard the sounds of my wife and some man
11-15-21 – My Ex – Good looking shaved gf shows her hot naked body
11-15-21 – We talked about what a black cock whore she was
11-14-21 – Fill me with your BBC and fill me with your cum!
11-14-21 – Watching her in action with her toy was a real turn-on for me
11-14-21 – She then dropped to her knees and proceeded to suck his dick
11-14-21 – She’s a bona fide BBC slut. The catch is, she only likes ’em bigger…
11-13-21 – I wanted to give you a little pic of me with my first BBC
11-13-21 – I got lucky last night…wonder what you think of her…
11-12-21 – She said that “yes his black cock was so fat and yes, he definitely knew…
11-12-21 – I asked another man to fuck my beautiful girlfriend
11-12-21 – I just want MORE! Another long tall drink of delicious chocolate!
11-12-21 – I constantly fantasised about seeing my hot wife fucked by a man with a big cock
11-12-21 – An absolutely exquisite backside. I would love to kiss those lips for hours!
11-11-21 – It got me thinking about a great present that I could give you
11-11-21 – We hadn’t met with a black man in so long and I was longing for a nice bbc
11-11-21 – I love the feel of it! I love a big black cock pumping my mouth full of it!
11-11-21 – My goth exgirlfriend sucks two cocks and gets facialized
11-11-21 – In truck parked beside our house and on our bed while the hubby was at work
11-10-21 – My partner and I are looking to get into some hot times…
11-10-21 – We attended an event last weekend where my wife being ganbanged by 3 bulls
11-10-21 – Would love to watch my wife get mounted by a bull….black bull is a plus
11-10-21 – I often ask my wife who she would like to fuck if she were to cuckold me
Seems that I missed “Penis
Seems that I missed “Penis Week” on Britain’s Channel 4. They offered three documentaries focusing on the wedding tackle: The Perfect Penis, Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis (about John Bobbit), and The World’s Biggest Penis.
Heckler Spray gives a hilarious review of the third documentary, which mainly focuses on the extradinarily well-hung Jonah Falcon. An excerpt:
“Fact fans will be interested to note that your average penis is six inches long when, ahem, full of blood. Jonahâ€™s is 13-and-a-half inches. Nearly double. Itâ€™s no joke to imagine being clubbed to death by it. There are smaller salmon. Obviously, a man with a massive thing like that isnâ€™t going to be shy about it (who wouldn’t be?), and when it is unleashed on camera… well, itâ€™s enough to scare a police horse. Probably make it quite jealous too.”
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With such a glowing description to guide me, I went looking for pictures of Jonah Falcon. Of course, this isn’t the first time I’ve heard of Jonah and his monster member. I’ve had this photo of him wandering around my “humour” file for ages, although I can’t remember where it came from. His dick almost looks photoshopped in this pic.
A search reveals a Rolling Stone Interview and a Wikipedia entry on him, among other things. There’s also this amusingly bitchy description of him from the “Top 100 Trainwrecks of the 20th Century” (I recommend the whole site, a great read).
“…After approaching me and engaging me in some cursory conversation, he asked me, point blank, “so what do you think of my bicycle shorts?” I remember glancing down real quick, thinking GOOD CHRIST ALMIGHTY, and then looking back up real quick. I said “nice shorts. Lycra?”
There’s not too many other pics of Jonah out there. This page at Static Beth has three pics submitted by Jonah himself, including one where he’s performing the most impressive “wrist watch” dick trick I’ve ever seen.
The Sun’s recent article tells us that Jonah is unhappy, lives with his mother and hasn’t had a girlfriend for ten years. It features a pic of him wearing tight leather pants, two chins and a disgruntled look. But never mind all that. Check out the ruler graphic on the right comparing Jonah’s 13 inches with other celebrities. Yes, that is Jude Law at the 2 inch mark. Cruel, cruel people at the Sun.
Jonah used to have a homepage but it’s no longer available. Daze Reader reported in 2003 that he’d maxed out the bandwidth on his free hosting. He dabbled in acting and porn but didn’t get too far. I think he should give it another go; after all, if John Bobbit can make a porn film, why can’t he? I’m sure there’s some director out there who can’t wait to make a movie entitled “The World’s Biggest Penis.”
A while ago I wrote an article for Australian Women’s Forum about men with exceptionally large penises. Having a huge schlong is never all its cracked up to be. Sex is often difficult (not to mention shallow) and finding a decent pair of jeans is a nightmare. The article is now in the archives at For The Girls.
Now, everybody… sing along!
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start meltin’ away,
I take a look at my enormous penis, and the happy times are comin’ to stay,
I gotta sing and dance when I glance in my pants and the feelin’s like a sunshiny day,
I take a look at my enormous pee-hee-hee-nis and everything’s goin’ my way…
-DaVinci’s Notebook, mp3 here